From 0d90f710fe2328d74e3c411042ed72aa813d3a9c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mehbark Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:22:01 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] fetched: what the heck, ship it --- ...-has-been-fetched-approximately-n-times.ts | 24 ++++++++++--------- 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-) diff --git a/this-image-has-been-fetched-approximately-n-times.ts b/this-image-has-been-fetched-approximately-n-times.ts index 48660fa..8a297b7 100644 --- a/this-image-has-been-fetched-approximately-n-times.ts +++ b/this-image-has-been-fetched-approximately-n-times.ts @@ -14,12 +14,18 @@ const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d"); const default_fill = "#3B0920"; const bg_fill = "#FFE8D4"; +const border_stroke = "#83254F"; ctx.fillStyle = "#FFE8D4"; -ctx.strokeStyle = "#83254F"; +ctx.strokeStyle = border_stroke; ctx.lineWidth = 10; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, 413, 413); ctx.strokeRect(0, 0, 413, 413); +const fix_border = () => { + ctx.strokeStyle = border_stroke; + ctx.strokeRect(0, 0, 413, 413); +}; + const clear_rect = (x: number, y: number, w: number, h: number) => { ctx.strokeStyle = ""; ctx.fillStyle = bg_fill; @@ -70,7 +76,7 @@ const secret_messages = [ "i prefer having things getting really really squishy to inserting newlines or-- perish the thought-- *actually being smart* I LIED AND DID IT RIGHT", "i should make most of these short though", "eggbug BONUS SECRET MESSAGE: eggbug TWO (pronounced like peggle TWO)", - "this is literal cope but i love how messed up the text gets", + "this is literal cope but i love how messed up the text gets (old message, things are a bit better now)", "i think i'll make one hundred", "who is your favorite homestuck troll? (i have a favorite)", "how do you feel about hiveswap?", @@ -115,8 +121,8 @@ const secret_messages = [ "JSX is so conceptually perfect that it has totally ruined other html templating for me", "drink water or something", "FLKDHK: if you're reading this, go to pyrope.net/fetched.png and refresh until you see a message that starts with FLKDHK", - "have you seen this post? cohost.org/mehbark/post/2902858-this-post", - "you should go find the code together https://cohost.org/mehbark/post/2576955-find-the-code-togeth", + "have you seen this post? cohost.org/mehbark /post/2902858-this-post", + "you should go find the code together cohost.org/mehbark /post/2576955-find-the-code-togeth", "you should play pyrope.net/ew it's genuinely fun", "odds are you are just a computer program... actually the odds are 100% really because browser etc etc", "is the number goku yet? will the number ever be goku? dm me on discord @mehbark if it is", @@ -201,7 +207,7 @@ function printAtWordWrap( } } if (idx > 0) { - context.fillText(words.join(" "), x, y + (lineHeight * currentLine)); + context.fillText(words.join(" ") + " ", x, y + (lineHeight * currentLine)); } } @@ -220,12 +226,6 @@ function draw_secret_message(message?: string) { // ctx.fillText(, 10, 340, 395); } -draw_times(999); -draw_times(1000); -draw_secret_message(secret_messages[secret_messages.length - 1]); - -await Deno.writeFile("/tmp/canvas.png", canvas.toBuffer()); - const kv = await Deno.openKv(); Deno.args.includes("--reset-count") && await kv.set(["fetched"], 0); @@ -240,10 +240,12 @@ async function num_requests(): Promise { async function count_request() { await kv.set(["fetched"], await num_requests() + 1); } + Deno.serve({ port: 61261 }, async () => { await count_request(); draw_times(await num_requests()); draw_secret_message(); + fix_border(); const image_format = "png"; return new Response(canvas.toBuffer(), {