import { JSX } from "preact/jsx-runtime"; import { Main, render_and_copy, serverside_randirect } from "./common.tsx"; // let's do 100 first and last names OKAY // // cat ~/Documents/dictionary.txt | grep -e '^.\{6,7\}$' | shuf | head -n 100 // okay let's be a bit more selective yikes // cat ~/Documents/dictionary.txt | grep -E '^....$' | shuf | head -n 100 | awk 'BEGIN {print("[")} {print(" \"" $1 "\",")} END {print("]")}' | xsel -ib // cat ~/Documents/dictionary.txt | grep -E '^[^n][^i][^g]....?$' | shuf | head -n 100 | awk 'BEGIN {print("[")} {print(" \"" $1 "\",")} END {print("]")}' | xsel -ib // that is a COMPREHENSIVE dictionary D: const FIRST_NAMES = [ "tree", "saka", "pass", "kexy", "pici", "kurd", "xxii", "lide", "huke", "palm", "levi", "dago", "they", "smut", "filt", "cump", "upgo", "zoid", "army", "anta", "arbs", "ferv", "stan", "wabe", "jami", "purs", "deys", "vamp", "mese", "migs", "pile", "susu", "olio", "ipse", "gelt", "idem", "eden", "pont", "vica", "corv", "kell", "elul", "ecod", "maid", "kays", "fine", "taws", "coul", "shag", "aren", "ruse", "anre", "spex", "perp", "koff", "west", "sild", "vina", "itch", "neal", "jhow", "cozy", "moun", "copy", "fict", "gulp", "slon", "tuny", "tolt", "erns", "eyas", "thro", "reno", "warm", "lone", "erst", "koel", "vila", "rump", "kmet", "drow", "polt", "orts", "hlqn", "adib", "dabb", "dhak", "tyke", "arni", "bagh", "holt", "wart", "bull", "mayo", "tiam", "dose", "dogs", "dine", "wych", "poet", "meh", ].map(name => name[0].toUpperCase() + name.slice(1)); const LAST_NAMES = [ "paragon", "phossy", "burghal", "templum", "osteome", "deicide", "lockrum", "inhale", "celoms", "outsit", "plaints", "stubby", "flabrum", "elcaja", "thrang", "caretta", "retune", "unplace", "adlumin", "garcon", "brainy", "slyest", "tsktsks", "bodock", "crummer", "actions", "wrapped", "emeril", "traneen", "wrought", "detinue", "ascarid", "swimbel", "leaped", "ericoid", "solano", "barware", "infarce", "bullets", "frankly", "euboean", "jymold", "besugo", "smaragd", "suiting", "muconic", "goujay", "caynard", "pupped", "verdict", "brangle", "potions", "touart", "fraena", "peising", "replial", "unbaste", "sandbug", "roosed", "refind", "illipe", "runner", "implate", "atoxyl", "favous", "opcode", "fuegian", "cadging", "soapbox", "fessed", "deworm", "browzer", "uncurl", "toelike", "posnet", "mortem", "whippa", "invests", "aphagia", "attent", "esopgi", "resorb", "succula", "levulic", "enlace", "busbars", "rocket", "sexuous", "provers", "condole", "caveman", "cattily", "buddie", "trikaya", "ladlers", "gorbet", "tarkani", "acquit", "shohjis", "shilloo", "bark", ].map(name => name[0].toUpperCase() + name.slice(1)); // sweet we can just img src= const ASPECT_URLS = [ "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/6/60/Space_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/f/f4/Time_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/11/Mind_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/a/ac/Heart_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/3/35/Hope_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/c/c3/Rage_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/a/a0/Breath_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/13/Blood_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/3/3e/Life_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/1c/Doom_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/6/68/Light_Aspect.svg", "https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/13/Void_Aspect.svg", ]; // oh heck yeah we can totally layer clothes and stuff // not gonna though // link to http://www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/ why not const CLASSES = [ "Thief", "Rogue", "Bard", "Prince", "Heir", "Page", "Seer", "Maid", "Sylph", "Knight", "Witch", "Mage", ]; // if this was ruby i could just multiply that array grumble grumble const LIKED_NOUNS = [ "cats", "dogs", "computers", "keyboards", "eggbug", "homestuck", "websites", "paintbrushes", "randomness", "posts", "chairs", "wires", "audio", "sound", "music", "sound effects", "personal hygiene", "smells", "cars", "cdrs", "pairs", "atoms", "lists", "trees", "tasks", "smart devices", "dumb devices", "synthesizers", "violins", "pianos", "remotes", "earbuds", "eggbuds", "scented waxes", "cables", "cords", "love", "hate", "coolness", "radness", "gnarliness", "lameness", "sick-nastiness", "maximalism", "minimalism", "cohost", "html", "css", "javascript", "typescript", "deno", "dinos", "life", "yourself", "whatever is reading this", "fish", "sharks", "eevees", "seagulls", ].map(s => s.toUpperCase()); const LIKED_ACTIVITIES = [ "playing the trombone", "playing the piano", "using the computer", "posting on the websites", "reading homestuck", "playing homestuck", "reading gamebro", "reading gamegrl", "helping others", "hindering others", "egging the bug", "coing the host", "making a javascript", "scheming (in the evil sense)", "scheming (in the algorithmic language sense)", "reading books (how exciting)", "reading blogs", "being kind :D", "being rude D:", "liking things", "loving things", "transforming", "refreshing this page to see different things", "writing blogs", "writing books", "writing visual novels", "reading visual novels", "playing visual novels", "gaming", "gaming so hard", "gaming so, so hard", "gaming so, so, so hard", "gaming a regular amount of hard", "flarping", "playing games for girls", "sweeping mines", "tetrising", "nixing operating systems", "emacsing", "using alternatives to discord", "internet relay chatting", "hypertexting", "decorating your room", "designing clothes", "wearing clothes", "being cool", "being rad", "being gnarly", "being lame", "making fun random generators by assembling a small set of primitives that, yes, could be more atomic", "making this text really squishy by liking doing something with a really long description like this", "finishing up a list", "writing activities that are actually homestuckish", "staying in your room", "staying anywhere but your room", "programming poorly", "shaving", "dressing in a spiffy manner", "watching crappy movies", "watching really good movies", "doing nothing in particular", "cleaning your room", "attempting to escape your absurd house", "attempting to make your house more absurd", "architecting", "visiting others", "visiting yourself", "doing enough", ].map(s => s.toUpperCase()); // has some defaults export const Prngnoun = ({ prns, alt, style = {}, }: { prns: string[]; alt: string; style?: JSX.CSSProperties; }) => ( {alt} ); // what is gained from having this on cohost... hm // export const InlineRandImage // because the randomly generated parts are so nicely integrated (if you have courier) // i'm thinking i'll frame it like "your guy is ..." instead of "you are ..." // idk render_and_copy( // sort of a franken-introduction of name and other stuff

Your name is{" "} {" "} . You like ,{" "} {/* we add another thing so that it isn't the same url */} , and .

You are a {" "} of{" "} the symbol of an aspect from homestuck , but you don't really care about that—it's hard to god-tier when you are a randomly-filled out template!

);