diff --git a/menus.py b/menus.py
index b5d0def..8343983 100644
--- a/menus.py
+++ b/menus.py
@@ -736,5 +736,5 @@ class AboutPesterchum(QtGui.QMessageBox):
     def __init__(self, parent=None):
         QtGui.QMessageBox.__init__(self, parent)
         self.setText("P3ST3RCHUM V. 3.14")
-        self.setInformativeText("Programming by illuminatedwax (ghostDunk), art by Grimlive (aquaMarinist)")
+        self.setInformativeText("Programming by illuminatedwax (ghostDunk), art by Grimlive (aquaMarinist). Special thanks to ABT and gamblingGenocider.")
         self.mainwindow = parent
diff --git a/pesterchum.py b/pesterchum.py
index cb269ad..7a3e140 100644
--- a/pesterchum.py
+++ b/pesterchum.py
@@ -849,8 +849,12 @@ class PesterWindow(MovingWindow):
         self.aboutAction = QtGui.QAction(self.theme["main/menus/help/about"], self)
         self.connect(self.aboutAction, QtCore.SIGNAL('triggered()'),
                      self, QtCore.SLOT('aboutPesterchum()'))
+        self.helpAction = QtGui.QAction("HELP", self)
+        self.connect(self.helpAction, QtCore.SIGNAL('triggered()'),
+                     self, QtCore.SLOT('launchHelp()'))
         helpmenu = self.menu.addMenu(self.theme["main/menus/help/_name"])
         self.helpmenu = helpmenu
+        self.helpmenu.addAction(self.helpAction)
         self.helpmenu.addAction(self.aboutAction)
         
 
@@ -1752,6 +1756,9 @@ class PesterWindow(MovingWindow):
         self.aboutwindow = AboutPesterchum(self)
         self.aboutwindow.exec_()
         self.aboutwindow = None
+    @QtCore.pyqtSlot()
+    def launchHelp(self):
+        QtGui.QDesktopServices.openUrl(QtCore.QUrl("http://nova.xzibition.com/~illuminatedwax/help.html", QtCore.QUrl.TolerantMode))
 
     @QtCore.pyqtSlot(QtCore.QString, QtCore.QString)
     def nickCollision(self, handle, tmphandle):
diff --git a/readme.txt b/readme.txt
index bc76799..2be3e16 100644
--- a/readme.txt
+++ b/readme.txt
@@ -555,3 +555,15 @@ Here's a list of smilies:
 :befuddled:
 :pumpkin:
 :trollcool:
+:jadecry:
+:ecstatic:
+:relaxed:
+:discontent:
+:devious:
+:sleek:
+:detestful:
+:mirthful:
+:manipulative:
+:vigorous:
+:perky:
+:acceptant: