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title: Awesomebark
description: The awesome story of my super cool username
tags: post,short
date: 2026-01-25 00:10:00 -5
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Awesomebark was the username the PlayStation Network gave me when I played Minecraft online on the PS3.
I messed around with the adjective for a while
(and made a truly vomitous [r/wholesomememes](https://old.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/) post that I would never subject you to),
but I eventually stuck with meh in a somewhat self-deprecating fashion.

It's a good username though!
- Unlikely to be taken (unless I get super famous, which I guess could happen)
- Two syllables
- Seven letters

The only con is that it makes me seem like more of a dog person than I really am.
Oh the horror. Dogs are cool don't get me wrong, but I'm a bit allergic.

This post really has a meh tone, huh?
