meme: DONE ENOUGH. THIS POST SUCKS BUT IS GREAT

deno.lock

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html/common.tsx

@@ -386,6 +386,7 @@ export const DragResizableImage = ({
     width,
     height,
     indicator = true,
+    indicator_opacity = 0.3,
 }: {
     url: string;
     top: number;
@@ -393,6 +394,7 @@ export const DragResizableImage = ({
     width: number;
     height: number;
     indicator?: boolean;
+    indicator_opacity?: number;
 }) => (
     <div style="position: absolute;top: 0px;bottom: 0px;left: 0px;direction: rtl;font-size: 0px;line-height: 0;pointer-events: none;white-space: nowrap;">
         <div style="overflow: visible;width: 1px;height: 1px;display: inline-block;direction: ltr;vertical-align: text-top;position: relative;top: -9px;left: -9px;">
@@ -410,7 +412,7 @@ export const DragResizableImage = ({
                 left + 18 + width / 2
             }px;height: ${
                 top + 18 + height / 2
-            }px; position: relative; opacity: 0.3; background: ${
+            }px; position: relative; opacity: ${indicator_opacity}; background: ${
                 indicator
                     ? 'url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABIAAAASCAQAAAD8x0bcAAAATklEQVR4AY3OAQYAMQwF0d7/0q2KrzFGZZZVPPLXxlc/RHIjEyIMxBnWBBAFcNODOaSo8X7C3uU/hY3Q5Bwm6vBkCKTiOU3mWkYkI5KQA4BYG/M4zBNLAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC")'
                     : "none"

html/image-macro.tsx

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-import { Main, DragResizableImage, render_and_copy } from "./common.tsx";
+import { Main, DragResizableImage, render_and_copy, n_of } from "./common.tsx";
-// this is a really bad and boring idea. pass.
+
 // new idea! "make your own image macro" scrollable background of various le classic meme images (imgflip)
 // + images (yes, images; nobody has impact installed)
 // nah. let's just do white + text-shadow
@@ -98,25 +98,82 @@ const Word = ({
 // ughhhh am i going to have to pull out that crappy library
 // AND download an impact font
 // (yes)
-const ScatteredWords = ({ children }: { children: string[] }) => (
+// tl;dr i can still use this scattering
-    <>
+// imagescript can't do the shadow we need (thank goodness)
-        {...children.map(w => (
+// maybe imagemagick + photopea then
-            <Word
+// i got it (KISS): photopea -> split on command line -> reference by url
-                top={`${(Math.random() * 100).toFixed(2)}%`}
+// that should be workable
-                left={`${(Math.random() * 100).toFixed(2)}%`}
+
-            >
+const words = {
-                {w}
+    THE: 6,
-            </Word>
+    HOMESTUCK: 3,
-        ))}
+    MEME: 4,
-    </>
+    IS: 4,
+    EGGBUG: 4,
+    WHEN: 2,
+    YOU: 5,
+    SUS: 1,
+    IMPOSTER: 1,
+    ME: 3,
+    ALIEN: 1,
+    ARE: 3,
+    A: 4,
+    BOTTOM: 2,
+    TOP: 2,
+    TEXT: 4,
+    "?": 3,
+    "!": 3,
+    NO: 3,
+    YES: 3,
+    COHOST: 2,
+    MEHBARK: 2,
+    WEBARK: 2,
+    THIS: 2,
+    POST: 2,
+    SUCK: 2,
+    "CHUCK NORRIS": 2,
+    FOR: 2,
+    S: 4,
+    GET: 2,
+} satisfies Record<string, number>;
+console.log(
+    `yikes. there are ${
+        Object.keys(words).length
+    } unique words and ${Object.values(words).reduce(
+        (a, b) => a + b
+    )} words in total`
+);
+// Object.keys(words).forEach(w => console.log(w))
+const text_img_url = (text: string) =>
+    `https://static.pyrope.net/meme-text/${text}.png`;
+
+const TEXT_HEIGHT = 55;
+const decoder = new TextDecoder();
+// crazy inefficient but idc
+const get_text_width = (text: string): number =>
+    +decoder.decode(
+        new Deno.Command("identify", {
+            args: ["-format", "%w", `static/meme-text/${text}.png`],
+        }).outputSync().stdout
     );
 
-const words = `
+const ScatteredWords = ({ children }: { children: Record<string, number> }) => (
-the the the the the the the
+    <>
-`
+        {...Object.entries(children).flatMap(([text, count]) =>
-    .split(/\s+/)
+            // feels pretty snazzy ngl
-    .filter(Boolean)
+            n_of(Math.ceil(count), () => (
-    .map(w => w.toUpperCase());
+                <DragResizableImage
+                    top={Math.random() * 413}
+                    left={Math.random() * 612}
+                    url={text_img_url(text)}
+                    height={TEXT_HEIGHT}
+                    width={get_text_width(text)}
+                    indicator_opacity={0.2}
+                />
+            )).map(f => f())
+        )}
+    </>
+);
 
 render_and_copy(
     <>
@@ -124,20 +181,7 @@ render_and_copy(
             style={{ width: "100%", aspectRatio: "1" }}
             aria-described-by="user-content-meme-description"
         >
-            <DragResizableImage
+            <ScatteredWords>{words}</ScatteredWords>
-                url={urls[1]}
-                top={10}
-                left={10}
-                width={10}
-                height={10}
-            />
-            <DragResizableImage
-                url={urls[2]}
-                top={30}
-                left={10}
-                width={10}
-                height={10}
-            />
             <div
                 style={{
                     display: "flex",
@@ -163,5 +207,22 @@ render_and_copy(
             (hopefully) more accessible version, visit imgflip.com. all of the
             memes are taken from there anyway
         </p>
+        notes as per usual i do this all th etime:
+        <ul>
+            <li>
+                dragresizing taken <em>entirely</em> from @blackle's excellent
+                post: https://cohost.org/blackle/post/38921-alright-cohost-it
+            </li>
+            <li>
+                you have to get the very center to drag. @blackle put an
+                indicator but i made it optional and turned it off! sorry!
+                aesthetics! (edit: turned em back on. character growth! i did
+                turn the opacity down just a squidge. idk. it's late!)
+            </li>
+            <li>
+                i probably could have turned the resizing off too, but, you
+                know, it's very funny
+            </li>
+        </ul>
     </>
 );