605 lines
13 KiB
TypeScript
605 lines
13 KiB
TypeScript
import { JSX } from "preact/jsx-runtime";
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import { Main, render_and_copy, serverside_randirect } from "./common.tsx";
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// let's do 100 first and last names OKAY
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//
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// cat ~/Documents/dictionary.txt | grep -e '^.\{6,7\}$' | shuf | head -n 100
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// okay let's be a bit more selective yikes
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// cat ~/Documents/dictionary.txt | grep -E '^....$' | shuf | head -n 100 | awk 'BEGIN {print("[")} {print(" \"" $1 "\",")} END {print("]")}' | xsel -ib
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// cat ~/Documents/dictionary.txt | grep -E '^[^n][^i][^g]....?$' | shuf | head -n 100 | awk 'BEGIN {print("[")} {print(" \"" $1 "\",")} END {print("]")}' | xsel -ib
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// that is a COMPREHENSIVE dictionary D:
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const FIRST_NAMES = [
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"tree",
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"saka",
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"pass",
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"kexy",
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"pici",
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"kurd",
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"xxii",
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"lide",
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"huke",
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"palm",
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"levi",
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"dago",
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"they",
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"cool",
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"filt",
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"cump",
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"upgo",
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"zoid",
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"army",
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"anta",
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"arbs",
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"ferv",
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"stan",
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"wabe",
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"jami",
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"purs",
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"deys",
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"vamp",
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"mese",
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"migs",
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"pile",
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"susu",
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"olio",
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"ipse",
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"gelt",
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"idem",
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"eden",
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"pont",
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"vica",
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"corv",
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"kell",
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"elul",
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"ecod",
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"maid",
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"kays",
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"fine",
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"taws",
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"coul",
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"shag",
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"aren",
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"ruse",
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"anre",
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"spex",
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"perp",
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"koff",
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"west",
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"sild",
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"vina",
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"itch",
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"neal",
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"jhow",
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"cozy",
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"moun",
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"copy",
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"fict",
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"gulp",
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"slon",
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"tuny",
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"tolt",
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"erns",
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"eyas",
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"thro",
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"reno",
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"warm",
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"lone",
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"erst",
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"koel",
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"vila",
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"rump",
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"kmet",
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"drow",
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"polt",
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"orts",
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"hlqn",
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"adib",
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"dabb",
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"dhak",
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"tyke",
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"arni",
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"bagh",
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"holt",
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"wart",
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"bull",
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"mayo",
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"tiam",
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"dose",
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"dogs",
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"dine",
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"wych",
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"poet",
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"meh",
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"egg",
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].map(name => name[0].toUpperCase() + name.slice(1));
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const LAST_NAMES = [
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"paragon",
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"phossy",
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"burghal",
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"templum",
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"osteome",
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"deicide",
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"lockrum",
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"inhale",
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"celoms",
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"outsit",
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"plaints",
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"stubby",
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"flabrum",
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"elcaja",
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"thrang",
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"caretta",
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"retune",
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"unplace",
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"adlumin",
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"garcon",
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"brainy",
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"slyest",
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"tsktsks",
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"bodock",
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"crummer",
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"actions",
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"wrapped",
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"emeril",
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"traneen",
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"wrought",
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"detinue",
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"ascarid",
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"swimbel",
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"leaped",
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"ericoid",
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"solano",
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"barware",
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"infarce",
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"bullets",
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"frankly",
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"euboean",
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"jymold",
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"besugo",
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"smaragd",
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"suiting",
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"muconic",
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"goujay",
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"caynard",
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"pupped",
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"verdict",
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"brangle",
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"potions",
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"touart",
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"fraena",
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"peising",
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"replial",
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"unbaste",
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"sandbug",
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"roosed",
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"refind",
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"illipe",
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"runner",
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"implate",
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"atoxyl",
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"favous",
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"opcode",
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"fuegian",
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"cadging",
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"soapbox",
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"fessed",
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"deworm",
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"browzer",
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"uncurl",
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"toelike",
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"posnet",
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"mortem",
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"whippa",
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"invests",
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"aphagia",
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"attent",
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"esopgi",
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"resorb",
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"succula",
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"levulic",
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"enlace",
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"busbars",
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"rocket",
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"sexuous",
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"provers",
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"condole",
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"caveman",
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"cattily",
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"buddie",
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"trikaya",
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"ladlers",
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"gorbet",
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"tarkani",
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"acquit",
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"shohjis",
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"shilloo",
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"bark",
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"bug",
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].map(name => name[0].toUpperCase() + name.slice(1));
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const ASPECTS = [
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"Space",
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"Time",
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"Mind",
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"Heart",
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"Hope",
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"Rage",
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"Breath",
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"Blood",
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"Life",
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"Doom",
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"Light",
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"Void",
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];
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// oh heck yeah we can totally layer clothes and stuff
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// not gonna though
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// link to http://www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/ why not
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const CLASSES = [
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"Thief",
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"Rogue",
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"Bard",
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"Prince",
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"Heir",
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"Page",
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"Seer",
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"Maid",
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"Sylph",
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"Knight",
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"Witch",
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"Mage",
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];
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// if this was ruby i could just multiply that array grumble grumble
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const LIKED_NOUNS = [
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"cats",
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"dogs",
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"computers",
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"keyboards",
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"eggbug",
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"homestuck",
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"websites",
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"paintbrushes",
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"randomness",
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"posts",
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"chairs",
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"wires",
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"audio",
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"sound",
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"music",
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"sound effects",
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"personal hygiene",
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"smells",
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"cars",
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"cdrs",
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"pairs",
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"atoms",
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"lists",
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"trees",
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"tasks",
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"smart devices",
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"dumb devices",
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"synthesizers",
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"violins",
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"pianos",
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"remotes",
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"earbuds",
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"eggbuds",
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"scented waxes",
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"cables",
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"cords",
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"love",
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"hate",
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"coolness",
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"radness",
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"gnarliness",
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"lameness",
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"sick-nastiness",
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"maximalism",
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"minimalism",
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"cohost",
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"html",
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"css",
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"javascript",
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"typescript",
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"deno",
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"dinos",
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"life",
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"yourself",
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"whatever is reading this",
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"fish",
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"sharks",
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"eevees",
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"seagulls",
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].map(s => s.toUpperCase());
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const LIKED_ACTIVITIES = [
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"playing the trombone",
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"playing the piano",
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"using the computer",
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"posting on the websites",
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"reading homestuck",
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"playing homestuck",
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"reading gamebro",
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"reading gamegrl",
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"helping others",
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"hindering others",
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"egging the bug",
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"coing the host",
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"making a javascript",
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"scheming (in the evil sense)",
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"scheming (in the algorithmic language sense)",
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"reading books (how exciting)",
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"reading blogs",
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"being kind :D",
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"being rude D:",
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"liking things",
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"loving things",
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"transforming",
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"refreshing this page to see different things",
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"writing blogs",
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"writing books",
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"writing visual novels",
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"reading visual novels",
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"playing visual novels",
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"gaming",
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"gaming so hard",
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"gaming so, so hard",
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"gaming so, so, so hard",
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"gaming a regular amount of hard",
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"flarping",
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"playing games for girls",
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"sweeping mines",
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"tetrising",
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"nixing operating systems",
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"emacsing",
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"using alternatives to discord",
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"internet relay chatting",
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"hypertexting",
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"decorating your room",
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"designing clothes",
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"wearing clothes",
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"being cool",
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"being rad",
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"being gnarly",
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"being lame",
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"making fun random generators by assembling a small set of primitives that, yes, could be more atomic",
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"making this text really squishy by liking doing something with a really long description like this",
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"finishing up a list",
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"writing activities that are actually homestuckish",
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"staying in your room",
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"staying anywhere but your room",
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"programming poorly",
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"shaving",
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"dressing in a spiffy manner",
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"watching crappy movies",
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"watching really good movies",
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"doing nothing in particular",
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"cleaning your room",
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"attempting to escape your absurd house",
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"attempting to make your house more absurd",
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"architecting",
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"visiting others",
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"visiting yourself",
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"doing enough",
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].map(s => s.toUpperCase());
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const HEADWEAR = [
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...new Array(20).fill("nothing on top of your head"),
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"a dorky top hat",
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"a spiffy top hat",
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"a baseball cap",
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"a baseball helmet",
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"a football helmet",
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"a puppet on top of your head",
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"a smaller version of yourself on top of your head",
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"a headband with attached horns",
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"a headband",
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"a veil",
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"a fedora",
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"a comically small top hat",
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"a comically large top hat",
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];
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const FACEWEAR = [
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...new Array(20).fill("nothing on your face"),
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"some sick shades",
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"some frankly lame shades",
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"heart-shaped shades",
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"circular shades",
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"circular glasses",
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"square glasses",
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"glasses that you would consider standard",
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"grey facepaint",
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"clown facepaint",
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"juggalo facepaint",
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"a clown nose",
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"Vriska's glasses (they aren't yours)",
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"Dave's shades (they aren't yours)",
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];
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const TOP = [
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"a tank top",
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"a collared shirt",
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"a polo shirt",
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"a generic t-shirt",
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"a non-generic t-shirt",
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"a red t-shirt",
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"a orange t-shirt",
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"a yellow t-shirt",
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"a green t-shirt",
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"a blue t-shirt",
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"a indigo t-shirt",
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"a violet t-shirt",
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"a teal t-shirt",
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"a Terezi t-shirt (what!!)",
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"a white shirt",
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"a pair of pants as a shirt",
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"a grey t-shirt",
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"a gray t-shirt",
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"a brown t-shirt",
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"a scratchy sweater",
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"an incredibly comfortable sweater",
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"a sweater",
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"a jacket",
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"a coat",
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"an appropriately-heavy coat",
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"an inappropriately-heavy coat",
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"a cargo shirt",
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"a cargo shirt that you added more pockets to",
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];
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const BOTTOM = [
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"pants",
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"shorts",
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"a skirt",
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"cargo pants",
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"cargo shorts",
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"a cargo skirt",
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"cargo pants that you added more pockets to",
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"cargo shorts that you added more pockets to",
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"a cargo skirt that you added more pockets to",
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"dress pants",
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"dress shorts",
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"a dress skirt",
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"a collared shirt",
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"a polo shirt",
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"a generic skirt",
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"a non-generic skirt",
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"a red skirt",
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"a orange skirt",
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"a yellow skirt",
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"a green skirt",
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"a blue skirt",
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"a indigo skirt",
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"a violet skirt",
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"a teal skirt",
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"a Terezi skirt (what!!)",
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"a white shirt",
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"a pair of pants as a skirt",
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"a grey skirt",
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"a gray skirt",
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"a brown skirt",
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"sweat pants",
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"sweat shorts",
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"Terezi pants (what!!)",
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];
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const FOOTWEAR = [
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"shoes",
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"boots",
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"cargo boots",
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"cargo boots that you added more pockets to",
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"sandals",
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"sneakers",
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"crocs",
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"red shoes",
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"orange shoes",
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"yellow shoes",
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"green shoes",
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"blue shoes",
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"indigo shoes",
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"violet shoes",
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"Terezi shoes (what!!)",
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"sandals with socks",
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];
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// has some defaults
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export const Prngnoun = ({
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prns,
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alt,
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style = {},
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}: {
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prns: string[];
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alt: string;
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style?: JSX.CSSProperties;
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}) => (
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<img
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src={`https://pyrope.net/prngnouns?p=${prns.join("&p=")}`}
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alt={alt}
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style={{
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display: "inline",
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height: "0.5lh",
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margin: "0",
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...style,
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}}
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/>
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);
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// what is gained from having this on cohost... hm
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// export const InlineRandImage
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// because the randomly generated parts are so nicely integrated (if you have courier)
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// i'm thinking i'll frame it like "your guy is ..." instead of "you are ..."
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// idk
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render_and_copy(
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// sort of a franken-introduction of name and other stuff
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<Main
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style={{
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fontFamily: "'courier-std', 'Courier New', courier, monospace",
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fontWeight: "bold",
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color: "black",
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backgroundColor: "#EFEFEF",
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textAlign: "center",
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margin: "0 auto",
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padding: "0.5rem 1rem",
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}}
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>
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<p>
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Your name is{" "}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="a four letter name. weird stuff, not very namey"
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prns={FIRST_NAMES}
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/>{" "}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="a six or seven letter last name. weird stuff, not very namey"
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prns={LAST_NAMES}
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/>
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. You like <Prngnoun alt="a random noun" prns={LIKED_NOUNS} />,{" "}
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{/* we add another thing so that it isn't the same url */}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="another random noun"
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prns={["SOME OTHER THING", ...LIKED_NOUNS]}
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/>
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, and <Prngnoun alt="a random activity" prns={LIKED_ACTIVITIES} />.
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</p>
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<p>
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You feel a bit too shy to actually{" "}
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<a
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style={{ fontWeight: "bold" }}
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href={serverside_randirect(
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"http://www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/",
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"http://www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/index.html?type=2"
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)}
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>
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show yourself
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</a>{" "}
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in this post, but you are wearing{" "}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="a piece of headwear, or lack thereof"
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prns={HEADWEAR}
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/>
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,{" "}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="a piece of facewear, or lack thereof"
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prns={FACEWEAR}
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/>
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, <Prngnoun alt="a top (clothing)" prns={TOP} />,{" "}
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<Prngnoun alt="a bottom (clothing)" prns={BOTTOM} />, and{" "}
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<Prngnoun alt="footwear" prns={FOOTWEAR} />.
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{/* you are wearing nothing on your head, some sick shades, a tank top, boots, and cargo pants */}
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{/* your expression changes {often,rarely,of course}, but it's typical for you to be {smiling,grinning,grimacing} */}
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</p>
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<p>
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You are a <Prngnoun alt="a class from homestuck" prns={CLASSES} />{" "}
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of <Prngnoun alt="an aspect from homestuck" prns={ASPECTS} />, but
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you don't really care about that—it's hard to god-tier when
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you are a randomly-filled out template!
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</p>
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</Main>
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);
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