randchar: what the heck, done enough
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@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ const FIRST_NAMES = [
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"levi",
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"dago",
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"they",
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"smut",
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"cool",
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"filt",
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"cump",
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"upgo",
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@ -111,6 +111,7 @@ const FIRST_NAMES = [
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"wych",
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"poet",
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"meh",
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"egg",
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].map(name => name[0].toUpperCase() + name.slice(1));
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const LAST_NAMES = [
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@ -215,22 +216,22 @@ const LAST_NAMES = [
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"shohjis",
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"shilloo",
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"bark",
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"bug",
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].map(name => name[0].toUpperCase() + name.slice(1));
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// sweet we can just img src=
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const ASPECT_URLS = [
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/6/60/Space_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/f/f4/Time_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/11/Mind_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/a/ac/Heart_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/3/35/Hope_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/c/c3/Rage_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/a/a0/Breath_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/13/Blood_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/3/3e/Life_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/1c/Doom_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/6/68/Light_Aspect.svg",
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"https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/13/Void_Aspect.svg",
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const ASPECTS = [
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"Space",
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"Time",
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"Mind",
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"Heart",
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"Hope",
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"Rage",
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"Breath",
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"Blood",
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"Life",
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"Doom",
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"Light",
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"Void",
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];
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// oh heck yeah we can totally layer clothes and stuff
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@ -387,6 +388,126 @@ const LIKED_ACTIVITIES = [
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"doing enough",
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].map(s => s.toUpperCase());
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const HEADWEAR = [
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...new Array(20).fill("nothing on top of your head"),
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"a dorky top hat",
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"a spiffy top hat",
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"a baseball cap",
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"a baseball helmet",
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"a football helmet",
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"a puppet on top of your head",
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"a smaller version of yourself on top of your head",
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"a headband with attached horns",
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"a headband",
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"a veil",
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"a fedora",
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"a comically small top hat",
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"a comically large top hat",
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];
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const FACEWEAR = [
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...new Array(20).fill("nothing on your face"),
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"some sick shades",
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"some frankly lame shades",
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"heart-shaped shades",
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"circular shades",
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"circular glasses",
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"square glasses",
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"glasses that you would consider standard",
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"grey facepaint",
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"clown facepaint",
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"juggalo facepaint",
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"a clown nose",
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"Vriska's glasses (they aren't yours)",
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"Dave's shades (they aren't yours)",
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];
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const TOP = [
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"a tank top",
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"a collared shirt",
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"a polo shirt",
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"a generic t-shirt",
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"a non-generic t-shirt",
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"a red t-shirt",
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"a orange t-shirt",
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"a yellow t-shirt",
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"a green t-shirt",
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"a blue t-shirt",
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"a indigo t-shirt",
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"a violet t-shirt",
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"a teal t-shirt",
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"a Terezi t-shirt (what!!)",
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"a white shirt",
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"a pair of pants as a shirt",
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"a grey t-shirt",
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"a gray t-shirt",
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"a brown t-shirt",
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"a scratchy sweater",
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"an incredibly comfortable sweater",
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"a sweater",
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"a jacket",
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"a coat",
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"an appropriately-heavy coat",
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"an inappropriately-heavy coat",
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"a cargo shirt",
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"a cargo shirt that you added more pockets to",
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];
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const BOTTOM = [
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"pants",
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"shorts",
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"a skirt",
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"cargo pants",
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"cargo shorts",
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"a cargo skirt",
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"cargo pants that you added more pockets to",
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"cargo shorts that you added more pockets to",
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"a cargo skirt that you added more pockets to",
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"dress pants",
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"dress shorts",
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"a dress skirt",
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"a collared shirt",
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"a polo shirt",
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"a generic skirt",
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"a non-generic skirt",
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"a red skirt",
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"a orange skirt",
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"a yellow skirt",
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"a green skirt",
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"a blue skirt",
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"a indigo skirt",
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"a violet skirt",
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"a teal skirt",
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"a Terezi skirt (what!!)",
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"a white shirt",
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"a pair of pants as a skirt",
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"a grey skirt",
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"a gray skirt",
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"a brown skirt",
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"sweat pants",
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"sweat shorts",
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"Terezi pants (what!!)",
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];
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const FOOTWEAR = [
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"shoes",
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"boots",
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"cargo boots",
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"cargo boots that you added more pockets to",
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"sandals",
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"sneakers",
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"crocs",
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"red shoes",
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"orange shoes",
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"yellow shoes",
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"green shoes",
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"blue shoes",
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"indigo shoes",
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"violet shoes",
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"Terezi shoes (what!!)",
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"sandals with socks",
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];
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// has some defaults
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export const Prngnoun = ({
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prns,
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backgroundColor: "#EFEFEF",
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textAlign: "center",
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margin: "0 auto",
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padding: "0.5rem 1rem",
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}}
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>
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<p>
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, and <Prngnoun alt="a random activity" prns={LIKED_ACTIVITIES} />.
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</p>
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<p>
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You are a <Prngnoun alt="a class from homestuck" prns={CLASSES} />{" "}
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of{" "}
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<img
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style={{ height: "2rem", display: "inline", margin: "0" }}
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src={serverside_randirect(...ASPECT_URLS)}
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alt="the symbol of an aspect from homestuck"
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You feel a bit too shy to actually{" "}
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<a
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style={{ fontWeight: "bold" }}
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href={serverside_randirect(
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"http://www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/",
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"http://www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/index.html?type=2"
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)}
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>
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show yourself
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</a>{" "}
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in this post, but you are wearing{" "}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="a piece of headwear, or lack thereof"
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prns={HEADWEAR}
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/>
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, but you don't really care about that—it's hard to god-tier
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when you are a randomly-filled out template!
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,{" "}
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<Prngnoun
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alt="a piece of facewear, or lack thereof"
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prns={FACEWEAR}
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/>
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, <Prngnoun alt="a top (clothing)" prns={TOP} />
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, <Prngnoun alt="a bottom (clothing)" prns={BOTTOM} />, and{" "}
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<Prngnoun alt="footwear" prns={FOOTWEAR} />.
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{/* you are wearing nothing on your head, some sick shades, a tank top, boots, and cargo pants */}
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{/* your expression changes {often,rarely,of course}, but it's typical for you to be {smiling,grinning,grimacing} */}
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</p>
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<p>
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You are a <Prngnoun alt="a class from homestuck" prns={CLASSES} />{" "}
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of <Prngnoun alt="an aspect from homestuck" prns={ASPECTS} />, but
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you don't really care about that—it's hard to god-tier when
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you are a randomly-filled out template!
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</p>
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</Main>
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);
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